Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.
But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?
So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!
Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll fall in love with what you hear! Our players have the silverest of tongues and know just how to please with their words. Forget about looks or height, all you need is some smooth talking skills to win over the ladies on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer classes on how to perform cunnilingus! Yes, you read that right. Learn how to please your partner in the virtual world and beyond. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft gameplay and maybe even pick up a few tips for real life too. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a tribe of friendly pandas who will guide you through the jungle to find hidden treasures and secret temples.
But beware, there are also mischievous monkeys swinging from tree to tree, ready to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful! And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Yeti to a snowball fight on top of the tallest mountain.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the banana peels…
The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Introducing a brand new java semi-vanilla anarchy smp. Anyone can join (‘offline’ too), do whatever you like. Free, 24/7, no perks or donations, no rules, no admins. Join with Java 1.20.4, recommended to use Meteor client. Map never resets idk what else to say join you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just like you – totally derpy and always up for a good laugh!
Join us and embark on epic adventures where you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing cows, and even a llama that tells dad jokes. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a twin who’s just as crazy as you are!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most magical way possible!
Join us on our server and become a magical girl (or boy, we don’t discriminate) as you battle evil mobs with your sparkly wands and cute outfits. But be warned, the mobs have also leveled up and are now rocking their own magical powers, so you better bring your A-game!
Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the unicorns roam free and rainbows never end? That’s right, you can ride a unicorn into battle while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world which magical girl (or boy) truly enhanced the genre the most! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.
But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!