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PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4593
Votes:	6414	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	466778	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	104	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Votes:	2139
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	727
Villages Defended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.