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Why do pigs fly on our server? Because we have a special plugin that gives every pig a pair of wings! Imagine riding a flying pig into battle – talk about making a grand entrance!
Why do diamonds rain from the sky? Because our server has a glitch that causes diamonds to fall from the heavens like glittering hailstones. Who needs to mine when you can just stand outside and collect all the riches you need?
Why do creepers break out into dance parties? Because our server has a funky disco plugin that turns every creeper encounter into a groovy dance-off. Watch out for those explosive moves!
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