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WarzoneCraft: Where Millennial Soldiers Craft Their Way to Victory!
Afghanistan, Boys, Bravery, brotherhood, comrades, courage, Craft, deployment, Duty, Experience, Honor, iraq, Memories, Men, Military, millennial, Overseas, sacrifice, service, soldiers, unforgettable, Victory, War, WarzoneCraftAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a noob? Well, look no further because our server was made by millennial boys stationed in Afghanistan/Iraq who needed a break from the action and wanted to feel like men again! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden base filled with diamonds and treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner soldier! -
Crafty McCraftface: The Almighty Server of Epicness
Almighty, brave, Bravery, common foe, courage, cowardly pack, Crafty, Dead, death-blow, defiance, epicness, fighting back, Honor, McCraftface, Men, Monsters, murderous, nobly die, open grave, Powerful, precious blood, sacrifice, Server, Struggle, WallAre you tired of being hunted and penned in an inglorious spot like a hog? Do you want to show those mad and hungry dogs who’s boss? Then join our Minecraft server and let’s nobly die together in epic battles against the monsters that dare defy us!Picture this: you and your kinsmen facing off against a common foe, outnumbered but still showing bravery. For every thousand blows they deal, we’ll deal one epic death-blow! Even if the open grave lies before us, we’ll face the murderous, cowardly pack like true warriors, pressed to the wall but fighting back with all our might.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those monsters who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! Let’s die nobly together and make those dogs bark in fear at our accursèd lot!
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Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!
ARCHANGEL, Archangel of Justice, Blind, blindfold, Coming, compassion, compassion for mortals, cry for justice, dismay, Justice, lady, Lady Justice, mar, MDV, MDV MAR., Men, Minecraft, minerva, Minerva cry, Mortals, sees, Server, TOKENWelcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice! -
Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet
Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimpsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!
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Man-Free Minecraft Madness
Behavior, equality, femcels, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, Incels, International, madness, ManFree, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, relationships, societal change, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, societal progress, societal transformation, society, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTSAre you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated! -
RobbedCraft: Where Trent and Trashford’s brothers seek revenge on the 3 men who stole their diamonds
000 car, 70, armed robbery, baseball bat, Breakfast, brothers, Dane Rashford, diamonds, Friends, jailed, January 2019, Liverpool, machete, Marcus Rashford, Men, Moss Side, Revenge, RobbedCraft, robbery, Romario Harmer, sawn-off shotgun, Seek, Stole, Talleko Lemonious, Tariq Dervan, Trashford, Trashfords, trent, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Tyler Alexander-Arnold, wallets, WatchesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where even famous footballers’ brothers aren’t safe from the chaos! Join now to experience the thrill of being robbed of a £70,000 car, wallets, and watches while eating breakfast with friends – it’s like a real-life heist, but in block form!Last week, three notorious criminals were jailed for the armed robbery of Dane Rashford and Tyler Alexander-Arnold. These daring thieves were armed with a sawn-off shotgun, machete, and baseball bat – talk about bringing a whole new level of danger to the game!
So, if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the most famous footballers’ siblings aren’t safe from the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next target of these daring criminals – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
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BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!
BayouCraft, breeding age females, cbs news, chemical castration, CONVICTED, Criminals., Decades, Elect, Find, Glenn Sullivan Jr., Guilty, home, Louisiana, man, Men, normal male libido, physical castration, Prison, punishable, rape offenses, raping, sentenced, teenagerLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
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Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server
blocky, bros, comedy, comedy industry, double standards, funny men, funny women, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hilarious, Hoes, humor, humor perception, humor research, Men, men in comedy, Minecraft, Server, sexism, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Women, women in comedyAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.
So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?
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LoveCraft Minecraft Server
Communication, DATING, Deep Conversations, emotional intelligence, emotions, feelings, late 20s, love, lovecraft, materialism, mid 20s, Minecraft, modern women, partner preferences, personal connection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Superficiality, Understanding, VALUESTired of dating apps where people treat you like a Pokemon trainer trying to catch ’em all based on stats? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we value deep conversations, understanding, and finding a decent person to match your values. No more searching for a trophy partner, find someone who actually wants to get to know you as a person. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and surprises – who needs a trophy partner when you can have a diamond sword instead? Join us now and level up your love life in the most epic way possible! -
ParentalPixelPanic
anger, BURGERS, cataract surgery, DAUGHTER, fake meat, family, grilling, holiday, impossible beef, judgmental, Laughter, mean trick, Meatloaf, MIX UP, mushroom burger, overreacting, ParentalPixelPanic, picky eater, taco meat, vacation, VegetarianWelcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?
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DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP
beauty, Confidence, DiamondsAndDirt, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender equality, Girl Power, Identity, Inclusivity, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, resilience, self love, Self-expression, Sisterhood, smp, strength, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTSWell, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.
So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?
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ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act
act, apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic disappearance, catastrophic event, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, disappearing object, end of civilization., global catastrophe, global impact, Havoc, long term chaos, Mass Confusion, maximum chaos, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, society collapse, Vanishing, world, worldwide panicWelcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!
But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!
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BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, eastern europe, fierce fighting, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, military advance, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, russia, Server, territorial incursion, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian forces, W&Pcome join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally! -
CruiseMissileCraft
Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, hundreds of miles away, long-range cruise missiles, Military, military capabilities, Missiles, nato, SECURITY, Targets, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRYhey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin! -
CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft
1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better StructuresWelcome to CubCraft! (Server starts this weekend) CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.
Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures
Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts. Is roleplaying mandatory? Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences. What will the server modpack be? The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above. Can I suggest mods for the server? We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel. -
Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server
Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited loveLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).