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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6685 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9647 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 125 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.