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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2271 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 134 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.