machinewise serif – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

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Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

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Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

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Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

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LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

SERVER INFORMATION
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

3. How can I travel on the server?

There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

4. Is there an economy on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

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GymBanHammerCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.

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RatBusters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

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