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ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7364	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	784402	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4131	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	2898

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	292	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7197	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2919	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Star Shards Collected:	118
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	6053
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	7137
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	4938	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!