Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.
So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.
Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!
Are you tired of dealing with Tony R. Khan and his band of smark scum? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t confirm or deny anything).
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).
So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
A: To join our server, please join our Discord community using the link provided above. From there, you can find instructions on how to join the server.
Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join?
A: We aim to have a group of 15-20 active players to maintain a close-knit community. However, we may open up more slots in the future based on server activity.
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: QuasarsSMP does not have seasonal resets. We prioritize lasting builds and forming enduring friendships, so the server remains consistent for long-term gameplay.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken the concept of spell cards and turned it into a hilarious and chaotic turn-based RPG experience!
Join us for a wild ride filled with rich storytelling, fully voiced in 4 languages (because who doesn’t want to hear a Creeper speak French?), and daily events that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry about getting ganked by a pesky PvP player – here, you can play at your own pace and focus on mastering your spell cards.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Revival! The Uluru Games”, will have you battling it out with Regulus and Ezra Theodore in a rate-up banner extravaganza. And trust us, you won’t want to miss our upcoming banners – they’re so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. And don’t forget to use our secret codes like “wealthfamepower” and “InedibleMushroom” for some extra LOLs along the way. See you in the game, fellow spell card masters!
Are you tired of being a meme stonk bag holder? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally dump those scammy bags and start fresh! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the meme madness and join our wacky world of blocky adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary treasure of the Notorious Sheep Pirate! So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!
Looking for a fresh new vanilla world that you can drop into with the comfort of knowing you’re safe for now while establishing your own spot in the world? Welcome to A Lonely World!
Features:
– /discord – Discord Information
– /mail – Get in contact with players not online
– /motd – Display the current Message of the Day
– /msg – Private message another player
– /rules – Provides links to server resources
– /sethome – Set current location as your spawn point
– /tpa – Teleportation system for new players
– /vote – Show your support for the server
FAQ:
Question
Answer
Is there pay to win features on the server?
No, the server is always fair and balanced.
How big is the spawn radius?
The spawn radius is 200k.
Can I teleport to a friend?
Yes, there is a teleportation system (/tpa) for new players.
Are there any anti-cheat measures in place?
Yes, there is Anti-Cheat & X-Ray Prevention on the server.
How can I contact players who are not online?
Use the /mail command to get in contact with offline players.
Are you tired of awkward encounters like this one? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will never ditch you for their friends at an anime convention. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that girl in no time. So why wait? Join now and start building your way to happiness!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall server where the only rule is to have a good time.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come prancing by, followed by a pack of dancing creepers doing the Macarena. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken in a tutu swoops down from the sky and starts throwing cake at everyone.
But that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest and most elusive mob of all time: the Cuckoo Bird. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Cuckoo Bird, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because this bird has a wicked sense of humor.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and dancing creepers? Don’t be a cuck, join us today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud!
Join our server and witness the mysterious disappearance of a girl who vanishes from all existence. Who was she? What was her show about? Nobody knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be able to choose Uzaki on this wild ride of a server!
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of confusion and hilarity. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
