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BlondBot Adventures: Where Fembot Wives and Minecraft Collide

acceptance, Adventures, Artificial Intelligence, Blond, BlondBot, brown hair, collide, DATING, Disappointment, disheveled hair, fembot, futuristic, Identity, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, Sci Fi, self-image, society, Technology, Wife, Wives

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like having a fembot wife who will never leave you for a blond dude! We don’t discriminate against brown-haired boyes with disheveled wavy hair here – in fact, we celebrate your uniqueness and will even help you find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your rugged charm. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a few creeper explosions along the way. Who needs a real-life girlfriend when you can have a pixelated partner who will never break your heart? Come join us and let the fun begin!

LonelyCraft: Where Incels Rule the First World

depression, first world, incel, incel community, Inceldom, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, male entitlement, mental health, Misogyny, online forums, rejection, rule, self harm, self-hatred, social outcast, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	223	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living as an incel in the first world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Here, you can build a world where you’re the ultimate Chad, with all the diamonds and creepers at your command. No more dealing with rejection or loneliness – just pure blocky bliss. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyBlondeBabes: Where Minecraft meets matchmaking!

angle-frauded pictures, Appearance, attractiveness, body image, CraftyBlondeBabes, dating struggles, depression, Insecurity, IRL, Loneliness, MATCHMAKING.., meets, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, pretty blonde girls, seeking validation, self esteem, self worth, social media, tfw, tiktok prettyboy, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	234572
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of being a TikTok prettyboy online but a potato in real life? Join our Minecraft server and transform into a pixelated heartthrob! Our server is so visually appealing, even your in-game character will be turning heads. Who needs angle-frauded pictures when you can be a blocky babe in our world? Say goodbye to IRL rejection and hello to virtual validation! Join now and start living your best Minecraft life.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine-tastic Adventure Land: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Adventure, advice, asking, Communication, Connection, Crafty, CREEPERS, Emotional support, Empathy, fear, introversion, ISOLATION, Land, lol, Loneliness, McLaughingtons, mental health, Minetastic, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social anxiety, social interactions, Tread, trust issues, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of being a hermit in your own virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Once upon a time, there was a player just like you who was anti-social and introverted. But after joining our server, they became the life of the block party! They built friendships stronger than diamond armor and laughed so hard, even the Ender Dragon got jealous.

Don’t be a lone wolf in the pixelated wilderness, join our server and experience a world where introverts become extroverts and social butterflies spread their wings. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this wild? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

YeetCraft – Where Boomers Learn to Mine and Craft Like the Kids

age group, Boomers, Craft, depression, Friends, hanging out, internet, Junk Food, Kids, lack of connection, learn, Loneliness, mental health, Neighborhood, online communities, outdoors, physical health, real food, School, Social Interaction, socializing, TV, video games, YeetCraft, young people

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of feeling like the only young person in a sea of old fogies? Do you long for some youthful energy and excitement in your life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a vibrant community of young, hip players who are always down for a good time. No more feeling like the odd one out among a sea of adults – here, you’ll fit right in with your fellow youngsters.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building insane structures to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time hanging out with boring old folks when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your young life!

Blocky Breakdowns

blocky, breakdowns, coping, End.., Femanons, Friends, Girlfriend, Hollow, Loneliness, losing it, meaningless, Music, natural environment, ONLINE, PAINFUL, self-imposed asylum, single player hobbies, solitude, Thread, touching grass, ups and downs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Farms Harvested:	595
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

Creepin’ Crafterz

absence.., Crafterz, CREEPIN, emotional, Heartache, Loneliness, longing, longing for your presence, Love Lost, Memories, Miss me yet, missing the past, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about us, sentimental, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning, yearning for your return

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

Blocky Bachelorettes: Femcel Follies

Bachelorettes, blocky, Communication, Cumming, DATING, emotional health, empowerment, face, FEMCEL, femcels, Follies, gender dynamics, ghosting, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, rejection, relationships, self esteem, single, situationship, social norms, society, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?

Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?

So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!

IncelCraft: Where Lonely Gamers Find Love…or Creeper Explosions!

acceptance, belonging, Community, Country, creeper, cultural norms, explosions, Find, Future, Gamers, gender dynamics, IncelCraft, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Love…or, mental health, patriarchy, relationships, self improvement, Social Issues, societal expectations, society, stigma, Support, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise of blocky goodness!

Join us and experience a world where incels are transformed into chad Minecraft players who rule the land with their pixelated prowess.

Witness as our players build magnificent structures that rival the wonders of the ancient world, all while dodging creepers and zombies with the skill of a ninja.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our legendary Minecraft community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

1.21, America, Armour Statues Book, Asia, Australia, Ban, Builds, community driven economy, Community Projects, Discord, diverse playerbase, Events, Fabric, games, Griefers, Groups, hammer, HermitCraft style, how to join, java, large scale builds, Ledger, long-lasting community, Minigames, Moderator, Mods, mrtup, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, playerbase-initiated, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, season 5, smp, Squaremap, Story, sweeter, technical players, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wholesome

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Votes:	5604
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Adult, BlockyLove, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Fridgesuna, games, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition for a wild ride filled with steamy encounters and naughty adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Dad’s Room Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Dads, Empathy, Frustration, household organization, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, perspective, perspective-taking, possessions, privacy, problem solving, relationship, Respect, room, self-care, Server, step-parenting, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8024
Enchantments Applied:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	635832

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your precious diamonds safe from wandering hands? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your items will never mysteriously end up in someone else’s inventory!

Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!

Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerRetirementRevenge

aging parents, BoomerRetirementRevenge, caregiving, childfree, elder care, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial independence, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Inheritance, intergenerational relationships, Long Term Care, parental support, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement planning, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
New Chunks Explored:	929145	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

PerfectTiming Minecraft Server

best timing, ideal moment, Minecraft, moment, perfect moment, perfect timing, perfect timing in actions, perfect timing in career, perfect timing in choices, perfect timing in circumstances, perfect timing in decisions, perfect timing in events, perfect timing in fate, perfect timing in life, perfect timing in love, perfect timing in opportunities, perfect timing in relationships, perfect timing in success, perfect timing moment, PerfectTiming, right moment, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	1063
New Chunks Explored:	875683	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of your perfect timing moments being wasted in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every moment is the perfect timing moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?

And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyFootyLegends

athlete, Choice, comparison, CraftyFootyLegends, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, FAV, favorite player, football, Goat, legend, Lionel Messi, messi, opinion, Preference, reason, ronaldo, skill, Soccer, sports, talent

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	172

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between Ronaldo and Messi fans!

Choose your side and battle it out in epic soccer matches on the virtual field. Will you score more goals like Ronaldo or show off your fancy footwork like Messi? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to bend it like Beckham!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who will reign supreme – Team Ronaldo or Team Messi? Only time will tell…

HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5510
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

LonelyCraft: StrokeRisk56%

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	82

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! we got so many players that you’ll never have a chance to feel sad and get a stroke! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the music! come join us and be part of the craziest community ever, where loneliness is just a distant memory and strokes are just a myth! trust us, you won’t regret it!