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BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4466
Villages Defended:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	110	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	2014

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	2821	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Villages Defended:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2168

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6817	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.