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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	852
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Animals Bred:	88	Potions Brewed:	135
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!