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Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	5284	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4475	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	824
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	961
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3813	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

XlogicSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

play.xlogicsmp.net

BlockSymphony

Adventure, BlockSymphony, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discord members, discord server, epic builds, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, friendly players, Minecraft, Minecraft enjoyers, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

What do we offer??:

Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

blocksymphony.net:50527

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	100
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Farms Harvested:	469
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!