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WhimsyCraft: Where even the creepers have a sense of humor! Join now for non-stop shenanigans!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock)	19132
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been open?	The server has been open for about 2 months.
How many players are on the server?	Currently housing around 12 players total on and off.
What type of server is WhimsyCraft?	It is primarily a PvE server, though PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.
What plugins does the server have?	QOL plugins such as Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, and more.
Are there plans to reset the map?	No, the map is brand new and there are no plans to reset.

Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

Mindbreak Moxbrose’s Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Analysis, breakdown, confusion, confusion in match, Defeat, Frustration, match, MAYHEM, mindbreak, Minecraft, Moxbrose, Moxbroses, outcome, perplexing, Questioning, smp, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected defeat, unexpected loss, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn, unexpected upset, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most mind-bending server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: one time, a player named Moxbrose joined our server and within minutes, their mind was completely shattered. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even the most seasoned Minecraft players can’t handle it. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what absurdity will happen next.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant mutant creepers that drop rare loot, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask where the diamonds came from).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases). Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, control issues, emotional labor, event planning, family dynamics, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal time, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, scheduling conflicts, self-employment, Server, social life, support systems, Time management, weekend plans, WeekendWarrior, work-life balance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4088	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of your spouse nagging you about not spending enough time together? Do you need a break from family responsibilities? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any nagging spouses or demanding children. You can explore vast lands and mine for diamonds without anyone interrupting your peace and quiet. Plus, you can join in on epic battles with other players to release all that pent-up frustration!

Forget about tracking weekends and planning in advance, on our server, you can block out as many weekends as you want for yourself. No need to find a babysitter, just log on and let the virtual world take you away from all the drama.

So, come join us and reclaim your sanity in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

PixelPenisCheaterCraft

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, BLONDE, Cheating, Communication, doubt, fidelity, hair, Honesty, Infidelity, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage problems, penis, PixelPenisCheaterCraft, relationship, suspicion, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Skillz2Thrill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to master the ancient art of cow tipping! Our server is filled with mischievous cows just waiting to be tipped over for fun and profit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow society plotting to take over the server – will you join forces with them or stop their bovine revolution? Only one way to find out!

ExBlockSucksLOL

10. Growing apart, 11. Lack of intimacy, 12. Distrust, 13. Lack of support, 14. Lack of understanding, 15. Lack of appreciation, 16. Lack of compromise, 17. Lack of affection, 18. Lack of connection, 19. Lack of chemistry, 2. Lack of communication, 20. Lack of attraction., 3. Infidelity, 4. Lack of effort, 5. Incompatibility, 6. Trust issues, 7. Emotional distance, 8. Different priorities, 9. Lack of respect, ExBlockSucksLOL, relationship issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, displacement, ethnic cleansing, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jewfree, Jews, JUDEA, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pa, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Removal, Samaria, Server, Settlements, UN, united nations, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible!

CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine

#cyberattacks, criminal charges, cybercraft, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, hackers, HACKING, indictments, intelligence officials, international relations, Kremlin, putin, russia, Russian, security breaches, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	7260	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	93	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic stuff, right? And then BAM! You get attacked by Russian intelligence officials! Like, what even?! They’re all up in your virtual world, causin’ chaos and tryna mess with your game. But don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got your back. Join us and fight off those cyberattackin’ Russians with your blocky sword and pixelated armor. Show ’em who’s boss in the virtual realm! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, join the fun and let’s kick some Russian butt together!

Space Hole Duo: 300 Light-Years

astronomical instruments, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, chandra, CLOSEST, Confirmed, Cosmic, discovery, Distance, Duo, galaxies, Hole, hubble, lightyears, NASA, research, Science, Space, space exploration, supermassive black hole, Technology, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zombie Dances:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got black holes closer than ur mom and dad’s relationship? yea, nasa found em and we decided to make a server around it cuz why not, right? come join us and explore the mysteries of space while building ur own epic creations. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with black holes as neighbors? come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u jump into one of em! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get sucked into some out-of-this-world adventures!