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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2381	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8488	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Votes:	5943	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	73663
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	576935	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Players Killed by Monsters:	7046
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	5547
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6745	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5486	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Votes:	512	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132