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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

SleepyCraft

breakfast appreciation, breakfast bliss, breakfast delights, breakfast enjoyment, breakfast feast, breakfast fuel, breakfast goals, breakfast happiness, breakfast ideas, breakfast inspiration, breakfast love, breakfast perfection, breakfast satisfaction, breakfast time, breakfast vibes, breakfast yum, just woke up, morning routine, rate my breakfast, SleepyCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5268
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Items Found:	6583

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OMG you won’t believe what happened when I logged onto THE BEST Minecraft server this morning! I spawned in a giant pancake kingdom where the pigs were actually bacon and the chickens laid chocolate eggs! I had the most epic breakfast ever, complete with diamond syrup and creeper juice! It was so insane, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming!

Join THE BEST Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most delicious breakfasts of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Space Cadets: The Legend of the Overrated Sci-Fi Server

Analysis, Anime, AnimeBegone, Cadets, critique, Entertainment, fictional, genre, legend, opinion, Overrated, pixelated, Science, science fiction, Scifi, Server, Smart, Space, Tryhard

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8953
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server! Are you tired of all those tryhard servers that think they’re so smart? Well, look no further because we are here to bring you the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off an army of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing chicken that grants wishes to those who can out-dance it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, begone with this tryhard shit, it’s not as smart as you think it is.

Crafty Crew: The Remix

anthropology, civics, Community, Crafty, CREW, culture, current events, economics, education, geography, Global Issues, Government, History, learning, new edition, Politics, remix, School, social studies, socials, society, Sociology, textbook

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4830	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where socializing is taken to a whole new level!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can FLY around like a majestic UNICORN and shoot RAINBOWS out of your hands!

Join us for our weekly DANCE PARTIES where the blocks come to life and start busting out some sick moves. And don’t forget about our PETTING ZOO where you can cuddle with adorable CREEPERS and ENDER DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can even SWIM in a pool of DIAMONDS and ride on a GIANT CHICKEN through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BritsCraft

advice, Beliefs, Brit, BritsCraft, Community, culture, discussion, Edition, FAITH, guidance, Jewish, leadership, learning, Mentorship, Rabbi, Religion, spirituality, Support, Teachings, tradition, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition

bunny suit, Civil, collab, comfy, debut, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, Memecraft, Michimochi, mochi, Mouse, train conductor, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Spears Created:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness? Join us for the DOUBLE DEBUT DAY Edition where Michimochi is making her grand entrance TODAY! Rumor has it, she’s bringing a pet dragon and a disco ball made of diamonds. And if that’s not enough, Zen is debuting in a bunny suit mixed with a train conductor outfit. It’s like a party in a parallel universe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with apricots, geegas, and even a genius henya who can build a castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, we have a magical hajime, a rockstar kson, and a mischievous mata who can summon lightning with a flick of their wand. And let’s not forget about projektmelody who can turn a creeper into a friendly pet in seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every day is a party!

Blocky Banter: DMC Edition

Backlash, banter, blocky, Censorship, Community, controversy, critique, devil may cry, discussion, Dmc, Edition, fanbase, filter, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, online forums, Opinions, popular media, series, social media, V, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers!

Our server is so epic that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building pixel art of his favorite memes and challenging players to parkour races across the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden unicorn stable where you can ride into battle on a majestic rainbow steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

big, border control, border crisis, border defense, border enforcement, border integrity, border management, border patrol, border protection, border protection measures, border safety, border security, border sovereignty, border surveillance, border wall, Deal, Everythings, homeland security, immigration control, Immigration Policy, national security, no big deal, secure border, SmallCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mines Excavated:	4970	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, Gacha game, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, mobile game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, star, star rail, Thread Template, Trailer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	7792	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5105	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us on this server for a chance to embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce creatures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with LEGENDARY loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous Minecraft player who roams the land, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a duel. Will you be brave enough to take on this spectral foe?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

Chat, creepycraft, ends, Plot, Twist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	908
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where every player you meet turns out to be a secret agent! 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Join us for a chance to team up with James Bond, Jason Bourne, and even Austin Powers himself as you embark on thrilling missions and epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where you can ride REAL unicorns and battle evil villains like Dr. Evil and Thanos. 🦄💥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most TOP SECRET Minecraft community on the internet! 😉🔥

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!