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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3331 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Mines Excavated: | 3582 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”