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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9165 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Votes: | 2354 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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