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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9410 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1912 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6472 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
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But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!