horrorfunnymoments – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NeighborDogGone

backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

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ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

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BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

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Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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NoSleepForMiracleBaby

baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

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SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

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