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GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

BELIEF, biblical, Christian, comfort, courage, divine presence, FAITH, fear no evil, GOD, GodlyCraft, guidance, lol, moment, pill, pill moment, Protection, psalm 23, Religion, rod and staff, spirituality, strength, Trust, valley of the shadow of death, White

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Items Found:	8036	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9011	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

Attention, Bonding, care, child, collection, come over here, DADDY, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Development, Diamond, family, Father, Growing, guidance, love, make sure, Minecraft, Needs, Nurture, parenting, Properly, relationship, Son, Support, Youre

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	60
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Auntie’s Creeper Haven: Where Family Visits Get Explosive! Join Now for TNT Fun!

advice, Aunties, aunts, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, confusion, creeper, Dilemma, emotions, explosive, family, feelings, Fun, guidance, Happy, Haven, Help, Interaction, Join, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, Support, Tnt, Unsure, Visit, visits

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape from awkward family gatherings! Our server is so immersive and addictive that you’ll forget all about your overly affectionate aunt in no time. Build a virtual world where relatives can’t bother you and let your creativity run wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from unwanted visitors. So why deal with awkward family situations when you can play on our server instead? Join now and say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters with relatives!

Pixelated Love: Hot Crazy Matrix Edition

Communication, crazy, DATING, Edition, education, empowerment, fathers, gender dynamics, guidance, hot, Hot Crazy Matrix, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, love, Masculinity, matrix, Men, parenting, pixelated, relationships, Revisiting, social norms, Sons, Spread awareness, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	8143
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most epic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

coercion, compelled, compulsory, Demand, dictate, enforced, enforced compliance, forced, imposed, imposed upon, imposition, Mandatory, Minecraft, OBLIGATION, PRESSURE, Pushed, requirement, smp, thrust upon, unwanted, unwanted intrusion, UnwantedSMP, Unwelcome

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	154
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	2550
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1398
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3746	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Farms Harvested:	117

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

cleaning up, cooking for family, CookingCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling burdened, feeling overwhelmed, feeling taken advantage of, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, feeling used, full-time job, household chores, lazy brother, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed with responsibilities, refusing to cook, Server, sibling dynamics, taking care of yard, ungrateful family

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	873
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!