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Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1129	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3201
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
New Chunks Explored:	309115	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7136	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Christ is KingCraft

1. Christ, 10. Grace, 11. Love, 12. Redemption, 13. Cross, 14. Resurrection, 15. Spirituality, 16. Eternal Life, 17. Worship, 18. Divine, 19. Holy, 2. Ki, 20. Blessings., 3. Christianity, 4. Faith, 5. religion, 6. Belief, 7. Savior, 8. Messiah, 9. Salvation, Christ, KingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!