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  • ForgetfulFriendsMC

    ForgetfulFriendsMC

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    Hey gamers,

    So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.

    Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.

    As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.

    After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.

    Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.

    So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

    AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

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    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostItems Minecraft Server

    LostItems Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 4get /g/ – The Minecraft Server for Forgetful Gamers

    4get /g/ – The Minecraft Server for Forgetful Gamers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Well, say goodbye to those snoozefests and say hello to our server! Why aren’t you using 4get /g/? Let me tell you, this server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide!

    Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.

    So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

    CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing! – Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves? – The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love! – Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint. – The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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