| Event Name | Grand SteamCraft Summer Jamboree |
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| Location | SteamCraft Server |
| Date | Thursday, May 16th |
| Time | 5 pm CST |
| Minigames | Spleef, Hide and Seek, Build Battle, Elytra Racing, Parkour, Dodge Bolt, Fight Night (if interested) |
| Dress Code | Formal attire recommended but not required |
| Prizes | 5 door prizes every hour, potential to earn the Fireman Rank for free |
| Question | Answer |
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| Do I need to register to attend the event? | No registration is required, just join us on the SteamCraft server! |
| Is there an age requirement to participate? | Yes, participants must be 18+ to join the event. |
| How do I join the event on the SteamCraft server? | Simply log in to your Minecraft account and connect to the SteamCraft server on Thursday, May 16th at 5 pm CST. |
| What kind of prizes can I win? | Prizes include door prizes awarded each hour and the opportunity to earn the Fireman Rank for free if you stay for the entire event. |
| Can I bring friends to the event? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Summer Jamboree on the SteamCraft server. |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant tacos, armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. They roam the land, protecting the sacred taco treasure and challenging any player brave enough to face them in combat.
So come join VGHHH THE TACOS OF FRVNCE and embark on the craziest, most taco-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at tacos the same way again!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”
Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!
But that’s not all! We also have a unique quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled Golden Pig Statue, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Porky Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards a treasure trove of bacon.
So come join us on our server and experience the pork-tastic fun for yourself. Who needs holidays when you have tsukimichi day every day?
Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!
Trimine.aternos.me:45966
| Description | If you miss OG factions with non of the crazy custom enchants and old combat mechanics, try our server out. We launched a month ago and have started to grow a very nice community that are looking to grow. We are always looking for suggestions, come check us out and get to raiding! |
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| IP | mc.vikingfactions.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/8Yz4supQ |
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been online? | The server launched a month ago. |
| Are there crazy custom enchants on the server? | No, the server aims to provide a more traditional factions experience without custom enchants. |
| Is the old combat mechanics used on the server? | Yes, the server uses old combat mechanics for a nostalgic experience. |
| Is there a community looking to grow on the server? | Yes, the server has a growing community that is actively seeking new players. |
| Are suggestions welcome on the server? | Yes, the server is always looking for suggestions to improve the gameplay experience. |
Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Hunger | Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom |
| Gravity? What Gravity? | Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme. |
| Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator | It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday! |
| Unfathomable Crafting | Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying. |
| Randomized Block Sizes | Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?
Q: What about rules?
A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?
Q: Are there any staff members?
A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!
“I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”
“that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies. |
| Gravity-Free Zones | Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles! |
| Time Travel Blocks | Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways. |
| Rainbow Creepers | Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe! |
| Whispering Trees | These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?
“Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”
“Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”
“Just post on /b/…”
Are you tired of reality? Do you crave a place where the laws of physics are merely suggestions? Join us on the most magnificent, absolutely terrible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Here, the blocks are made of dreams, and the mobs whisper secrets of the universe. Or do they? You’ll never know! Join now, or risk being trapped in the void of normality forever!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Water | Water that flows upwards and tastes like regret. Drink at your own peril! |
| Time Travel Blocks | Place a block and travel back to yesterday, or forward to never! Time is a flat circle! |
| Invisible Creepers | They’re there, but you can’t see them! Or can you? Are you sure? |
| Gravity? What’s That? | Jump and float into the void! Or fall into the sky? Who’s to say! |
| NPCs with Existential Crises | Interact with villagers who question their own existence! “What is a villager?” |
Q: How do I join? A: You must first find the sacred potato under the third moon of Jupiter. Or just click the link… or don’t. It’s all a simulation anyway.
Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, my friend. The real danger lies within your own mind. But yes, totally safe. Maybe.
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: It’s the version where reality bends and breaks! Or the latest one? Who knows? Does it even matter?
“OMG” – A wise sage once said this, and it changed everything.
“Are we even real?” – A player, probably.
“The blocks are watching us.” – A concerned citizen of the server.
“I thought I was dreaming, but then I woke up… or did I?” – A lost soul.
Step into our world of chaos, where nothing makes sense, and everything is possible! Or impossible? Only one way to find out! Click the link, or don’t. The choice is yours… or is it?
Welcome to the most MAGNIFICENT Minecraft server that ever existed, or maybe it didn’t, who knows? Join us and experience the absolute BEST or the absolute WORST gameplay that will make you question if you ever existed at all! Why live in a boring reality when you can mine blocks in a world where the laws of physics are merely guidelines?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | Cows that moo in binary and can teleport to alternate dimensions. Or can they? |
| Zombie Tea Parties | Every night, the zombies gather for tea at 3 AM. Bring your own biscuits! |
| Gravity? What’s That? | Sometimes you float, sometimes you fall. It’s like life but blockier! |
| Endless Creeper Confetti | Every time a creeper explodes, it rains confetti! Or is it just your sanity? |
| Time Travel Blocks | Place a block and suddenly it’s 2050! Or is it 1850? Time is a flat circle! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just scream into the void and hope for the best. If you hear a response, you’re already in!
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can just follow the whispers of the wind? Or was it the grass? I forget.
Q: Is there a community? A: Community? That’s just a fancy word for a gathering of confused souls. You’ll fit right in!
“You will never larp around as a summari with a Japanese waifu.”
“Why do they demoralize like this when it isn’t even true?”
“Japanese women are just like the animes.”
“They are literally based on Japanese people.”
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! You may think you know what a server is, but you don’t! This is not just a server; it’s a portal to the infinite realms of confusion! Join us, or don’t! It’s all the same in the end. The blocks will judge you, and the creepers whisper secrets of the universe. You’ll never find another place where the grass is greener and the water is actually made of spaghetti! Trust me, or don’t. It’s your reality, not mine!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Travel Blocks | Step on these and you might end up in yesterday or next Tuesday. Who knows! |
| Invisible Mobs | They’re there. You just can’t see them, but they can see you. Or can they? |
| Gravity-Defying Water | Swim up to go down! Perfect for existential crises. |
| Endless Night | Daylight is a myth. Embrace the darkness! Or run from it. Your choice. |
| Random Explosions | Every 10 minutes, something explodes. Is it a mob? Is it you? Who cares! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is as simple as unjoining! Just think about it really hard while standing on one leg. If you feel dizzy, you’re halfway there!
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? What are those? If you can’t see the rules, do they even exist? Just do whatever your heart tells you, unless it tells you to eat the blocks. That’s a no-no!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? More like a collection of lost souls wandering in the void! You’ll find friends, enemies, and possibly your own shadow. But be careful; it might betray you!
“Why can Japanese government give free gfs to everyone but my country cannot?”
“The blocks will judge you, but only if you can hear them.”
“Reality is just a suggestion, and I suggest you ignore it.”
“Creepers are just misunderstood. They want to hug you… with explosions.”
Welcome, brave soul! You are about to embark on the most extraordinary journey of your life, or perhaps your afterlife, depending on how you interpret existence. This server is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the very fabric of reality itself! Join us, where the blocks are made of dreams and the creepers whisper secrets of the universe. You may think you understand Minecraft, but you know nothing! Join us, or you might just disappear into the void of mediocrity!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Lakes | They are actually portals to the 7th dimension where time is irrelevant and sandwiches are sentient. |
| Talking Animals | They tell you the secrets of the universe but only in Morse code. Good luck! |
| Gravity-Defying Blocks | Why walk when you can float? But beware of the anti-gravity squirrels! |
| Endless Night | Daylight is a conspiracy. Embrace the darkness and the shadows will embrace you back. |
| Randomly Generated Reality | Each block you break may lead to a different universe. Or your worst nightmare. Who knows? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is simple! Just close your eyes and scream your name into the void. If you hear a response, you’re in! Or not. It’s all a matter of perspective.
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules are for the weak! But if you must know, the only rule is that there are no rules. Except the one about rules. Or is it?
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: Absolutely! But remember, the blocks might build you back. Consent is key, even in a blocky universe.
“God she’s so perfect.”
“The universe is a lie, and so is this server.”
“I lost my mind, but I found a diamond!”
“Reality is just a block away, and I’m still stuck in the tutorial.”
Server Description: Why hasn’t she hit 2 million yet
FAQ (Falsely Asked Questions)
Q: What version is this server on? A: We operate in a quantum superposition of 1.21 and 1.12.2. Your client will simply adapt or perish.
Q: Is this server pay-to-win? A: No. You cannot win. There is no victory. Only pain. But if you donate, we will make sure you lose slightly less.
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rule #1: No rules. Rule #2: See Rule #1. Rule #3: If you see Herobrine, log out immediately and delete System32.
Q: Can I bring my friends? A: Only if you sign a blood pact under a full moon. Otherwise, they will be randomly assigned to The Pit™.
Q: What kind of players are on this server? A: A delightful mix of escaped convicts, endermen roleplayers, and a guy who hasn’t logged out since 2013.
Q: Why does my house keep disappearing? A: Have you considered that maybe you were never real?
Q: How do I apply for staff? A: You don’t. Staff finds you.
Q: Why did I get banned? A: Yes.
Q: How do I contact support? A: Write a strongly-worded letter, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it directly at the sun.
Welcome to the best/worst decision of your life. Log in if you dare.
| Server Name | SimplyMinecraft |
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| IP | simplymc.org |
| Version | 1.21.3 |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Anarchy server with minimal admin interference |