Financial Minecraft Servers | Page 11 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyInheritance

assets, Austin, beneficiaries, bequeathment, BlockyInheritance, Charity, children, Court, DEBT, estranged, Financial, Friend, House, Inheritance, Investments, Lawyer, net worth, Spouse, texas, thailand, Trust, Will

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰

🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱

💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀

💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰

👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻

🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

CraftyHouseNoParentPay

Approval, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyHouseNoParentPay, Divorce, family, Financial, gold digger, Harassment, house purchase, investing, lying.., MONEY, nvidia, parents, relationship, SAVING, Support, tech stocks, Vehicle, wedding expenses

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Farms Harvested:	544
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from family members who think you owe them your entire bank account? Join us and build your dream house without any guilt trips!

On our server, you can team up with your gf and conquer the virtual world together. No need to worry about gold digger accusations here – everyone is too busy mining for diamonds to care about your relationship status!

Forget about real-life financial stress and focus on amassing virtual wealth in the form of pixelated blocks. Who needs to save for a wedding when you can throw a lavish in-game ceremony with all your Minecraft friends?

Join us now and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to build, explore, and have a laugh with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise no one will cry to you about their housing situation – unless it’s in a hilarious role-playing scenario!

GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

assets, blood relatives, Eviction, extended family, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, GrandpasLoot, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal advice., life insurance, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Promise, RELATIVES, scholarship, Server, Support, well paying job

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2503	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition

Approval, chore list, ChoreCraft, Communication, Complaints, daycare program, division of labor, Edition, efficiency, ENERGY, Financial, Hospital, Hubby, husband, hybrid schedule, Kids, manual labor, Marriage, Nurse, overnight shift, pay bump, savings, work hours

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	6911
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	136	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

OGCraft Minecraft Server

2017, Bubble, Crypto, cryptocurrency, DESPERATE, EASY, Financial, get rich, Hopping, investing, market, memecoin, Minecraft, og, OGCraft, Poorfags, retarded, Rich, sad, scam, Server, speculation, trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of being a poorfag in the crypto world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds are the new Bitcoin and emeralds are the new Ethereum.

Our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could figure it out (looking at you, Dogecoin investors). We’ve got crazy events like the Great Pig Race, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare items. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive NFT marketplace, where you can trade virtual land for virtual Lambos.

So why waste your time on memecoins when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Diversification, dogecoin, ethereum, Financial, innovation, Investment, litecoin, market, maximalist, Minecraft, ripple, Server, skepticism, Technology, Trading

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	574	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crops Grown:	4159
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

PledgeCraft: Where boards play Minecraft and make questionable financial decisions

Board, boards, Campaign, Charity, Community, Contribution, Decisions, donation, Financial, financial support, fundraising, fundraising event, fundraising goal, Generosity, giving back, Goal, Minecraft, Nonprofit, philanthropy, Play, pledge drive, PledgeCraft, pledging amount, Questionable, sponsor, Support, Target

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and you’ll be pledging your undying allegiance to the almighty Board of Blockiness! That’s right, our server is ruled by a sentient board made entirely of Minecraft blocks. And guess what? This board has a serious gambling addiction, so the more you play, the more it will pledge to give you insane rewards!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!

AVOID, budgeting, Commitment, Craft, DEBT, Dedication, diamonds, finance, Financial, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Stability, finned, hard work, loan, loan forgiveness, loan repayment, loans, MONEY, Pay, Payoff, perseverance, reimbursement, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, shark, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of working to pay off loans in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only do you not have to worry about loans, but we will actually PAY YOU to play! That’s right, forget about adulting and come join us where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Who needs financial stability when you can have virtual riches instead? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool

6k, advice, Assistance, Bank, Banking, cash out, compliance, concerns, Crafty, cryptocurrency, Drool, ETH, Financial, flagged, fraud detection, McCraftface, MONEY, NOOBZ, pls help, proz, regulations, Risk, rule, SECURITY, transaction, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll have the chance to win insane prizes like a real-life llama or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe (Disclaimer: prizes may not actually exist).

But wait, there’s more! If you cash out 6k in eth on our server, your bank will be so impressed by your Minecraft skills that they’ll give you a VIP account with unlimited withdrawals and a personal banker who will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

all-time favorite video games, best video game ever, best video games, favorite video games, greatest video game, highly rated video games, must play video games, Perfect10MinecraftSMP, top rated video games, top video game choices, top video game picks, top video games, video game community, video game critics, video game discussion, video game enthusiasts, video game opinions, video game ratings, video game recommendations, video game reviews, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

BlockBreakupCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	771
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there staring at cows? Well, it’s time to break up with them and join our Minecraft server where you can find a new love interest who actually knows how to build a decent house! Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless possibilities filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky)! Join now and start crafting your way to a better future without that dead weight holding you back.

Macron’s Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, global leadership, global politics, India, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, International security, Macron, Macrons, Minecraft, permanent membership, Permanent seat, security council, Server, united nations, United Nations Security Council, UNSC, world power

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5193	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so, like, this server is so epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the UN of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got France’s Macron on board, saying India should totally get a permanent UNSC seat, like, what even is that? but who cares, just join our server and be part of the epicness. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and like, a secret underground base where we plot world domination or something. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, probably.

LebanonCeasefireLOL

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, disagreement, Foreign Minister, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, LebanonCeasefireLOL, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, rejection, resolution, Tensions, Truce, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli foreign minister is rejecting lebanon ceasefire proposals left and right! why join? well, because our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

imagine building your own virtual world while dodging political drama and international conflicts, it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode but with extra spice! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the most powerful people in the world can’t resist joining in on the fun?

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server where anything can happen, even if it involves real-life political drama! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CrazyCraft: Social Dementia Defense

brain health, cognitive decline, crazycraft, Defense, dementia, dementia prevention, emotional health, emotional instability, emotional resilience., high neuroticism, mental health, Mental well-being, negative health outcomes, neuroticism, new study, personality trait, psychological trait, risk reduction, Social, social contact, Social Interaction, Stress Management, stress response

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crops Grown:	3257	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, if u have that neuroticism thingy, u can totally reduce ur risk of getting dementia by like, talking to people and stuff. like, how crazy is that? u can like, build ur own lil world and chat with peeps and be all social and stuff. who knew Minecraft could save ur brain, amirite? so like, join now and save urself from the dreaded dementia monster. u won’t regret it, dude.

LifeBound: Where you can steal lives and raid with skills, all for free! Come join us now!

Community, Discord, free, Fun, Gaming, Join, LifeBound, lives, Minecraft, multiplayer, Raid, Server, Skills, smp, steal, Ultimate, Website

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4273

Lifebound Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lifesteal	Steal hearts from enemies in combat
Raiding	Build, defend, and raid bases for power
Custom Craftables	Craft special items, including extra hearts
Epic Rewards	Complete quests for awesome rewards
Form Teams	Create alliances and conquer with your crew
Skills System	Unlock abilities to gain an edge in combat
Custom Spawners	Unique spawners for variety
Coin Shop	Earn currency and buy useful items
Sell Wands	Quickly sell items in chests
Resource World	Fresh resource world for gathering
NO Pay-to-Win	Fair gameplay for all

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Lifebound server?

A: You can join by entering the IP play.LIFEBOUND.xyz into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Lifebound?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Q: Are staff applications currently open?

A: Yes, staff applications are now open. You can apply here.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Lifebound?

A: No, the server is set up for fair gameplay with no pay-to-win features.

Drug-Free Libertarian Minecraft Server

civil liberties, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug legalization, drug legalization debate, drug policy, drug policy debate, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug regulation, drug use, drug war, DrugFree, government intervention., individual freedom, libertarian, libertarian philosophy, Libertarianism, Libertarians, Minecraft, personal choice, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	183	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only high you can get is from building a really tall tower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and experience a world where drug use is not only accepted, but encouraged! Want to mine for diamonds while tripping on mushrooms? Go for it! Feel like battling creepers after smoking some virtual weed? It’s all good here!

Our server is a haven for all you rebellious gamers who want to stick it to the man and live life on the edge. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending experiences. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Abyss Made SMP Minecraft

abyss, Adventure, Anime, Character development, cliffhangers, dark fantasy, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, made in abyss, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mysteries, plot twists, satisfying ending, smp, storytelling, Survival, Tsukushi, unanswered questions, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4018	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until you cry, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe Tsukushi himself will log on and provide the most satisfying ending to this wild ride of a server.

BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2739
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

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