Escape From Alcatraz Patrick McGoohan Minecraft Servers

Escape From Alcatraz Patrick McGoohan Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1072
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9563 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6864
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3676 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7405
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Votes: 9988
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Runes Activated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8883
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 513 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4998
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5770
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9529
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 753
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8378
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Farms Harvested: 937 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Emeralds Found: 3522
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6831
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mines Excavated: 3964
    Dragon Eggs Found: 623 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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