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MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6273	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	196	Dragon Eggs Found:	6736
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4612	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8202
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	3782
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!