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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

acceptance, Beliefs, Commitment, controversy, Creeperville, Dedication, devotion, emotional, Exes, FAITH, forgiveness, free, love, loyalty, loyalty over everything, Personal, perspective, relationship, roam, Skeletons, strength, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, zombies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

CraftyMinecraftStrikes – the ultimate LOLZ server for fearless gamers! #MinecraftMadness #DontBeScared #DaughterTroubles

#youtube, Bond, Challenges, children, CraftyMinecraftStrikes, Daughters, DaughterTroubles, DontBeScared, emotional, family, father-daughter relationships, Fatherhood, FEARLESS, Gamers, internet, lolz, love, MinecraftMadness, modern parenting, parenting, Protection, raising girls, responsibilities, Scary, Server, social media, society, Support, Ultimate, Video

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you a parent who is tired of the constant fear that comes with having a daughter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all your worries! Join us and experience a virtual world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll have to deal with, not teenage boys trying to date your daughter. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually a super overprotective dad just looking out for his daughter, so you’ll fit right in! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds to impress your virtual daughter’s boyfriend.

YuriCraft: Sister Shenanigans & Epic Fails Galore! Join Now!

Bonding, Comforting, Connection, don’t feel so good, emotional, emotions, Epic, Fails, family, Galore, Heartache, hurt, Join, love, Pain, relationships, Sadness, sentimental, Shenanigans, sister, sisterly love., sisters, sisters forever, sisters united, Support, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Items Found:	5677	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Hey crafters, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Yuri sisters are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the Yuri sisters will guide you through the land of blocks with their mystical powers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you might just witness the Yuri sisters pulling off the most epic dab in Minecraft history. Who knew magical girls could be so lit?

Oh and did we mention that the only way to access enchanted diamonds on our server is by dancing the cha cha slide in real life? Yeah, it’s a whole new level of immersive gameplay.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be warned, you might not feel so good after witnessing the awesomeness of the Yuri sisters!

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

acceptance, Breakup, coping, dating struggles, emotional, havent, HEARTBREAK, introspection, lonely, long term relationship, love life, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Ready, Relationship Status, SEARCHING, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Server, single, starting over, Years

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for love in all the wrong pixels? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Our server is so romantic that players have been known to meet in-game, fall in love, and even get married in real life (yes, seriously). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT and pixelated pigs? So if you’re tired of being single in the real world, come join us and see if you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find your player two and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

Absurd, bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, Confused, Flabbergasted, FRICK, incomprehensible, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, perplexed, perplexing, puzzled, Shocking.., smp, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

SickSonSquadCraft

belittling accusation, communication breakdown, family conflict, father’s perspective, father’s role, gender dynamics, impact on kids, innocent turn of phrase, language misunderstanding, leaving option, metaphorical tight rope, misogynist accusation, misunderstanding, mother’s perspective, mother’s role, parenting decision, parenting dilemma, partner disagreement, sick son, SickSonSquadCraft, staying home

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

AlienCraft2021

abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, AlienCraft2021, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, Conspiracy, existence of aliens, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, interstellar travel, life beyond earth, opinion, roswell, science fiction, SETI, Space, ufos, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Star Shards Collected:	134
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

border control, control, Crisis, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, illegal entry, immigration, legal basis, Migration, Minecraft, oversight, Poland, russia, RussianRaiders, SECURITY, Server, visa system, VISAS, war on Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7464	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

NukeCraftPeacePrize

atomic bomb survivors, atomic bombings, hiroshima, Hiroshima Peace Memorial, History, Japan, japanese, nagasaki, Nagasaki Peace Park, Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel Prize winners, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftPeacePrize, Peace, peace activists, radiation, survivors, survivors stories, War, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Blocky References Only

blocky, Common Knowledge, Communication, confusion, Connection, Context, cultural reference, familiarity, humor, inside joke, Interpretation, niche reference, obscure reference, pop culture, recognition, reference, references, relatability, shared knowledge, Understanding, Understood, universal knowledge

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

Adults, children, critical assessment, critical thinking, digital literacy, education, fact-checking, fact-checking skills, FactCheckers, fake news, information literacy, internet safety, Kid, Masters, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation detection, online environment, online monitoring, oversight, parental guidance, Tools

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	7156	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3034	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, coding, Coding blocks, Communication, Community, construction, Creative, dictionaries, Hide and seek, imagination, Improvement, lists, Minecraft, one block, Parkour, RPG, Server, Spleef, strategy, Survival, Updates, variables, worlds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Emeralds Found:	4118
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

eagle.falixsrv.me:59336

New Underwear Minecraft Server

Balls, boxer briefs, boxer shorts, breathable fabric, Briefs, comfort, comfortable fit, crazy, feeling, intimate apparel, men’s Clothing, Men’s Fashion, men’s underwear, Minecraft, new underwear, Server, snug fit, Support, trunks, undergarments, underwear

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Items Found:	1215	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!