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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3790 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 82 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Magic Items Found: | 7071 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!