New Minecraft Servers 2025

Earthly Escapade Minecraft Servers

Earthly Escapade Minecraft Servers

  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7175
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Votes: 6659
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 1633
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3186
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4532 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7507
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Items Found: 2275
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7147
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7304
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4452
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchantments Applied: 268
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5463
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7622
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 727
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3426
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Crops Grown: 1088
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Emeralds Found: 3843
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1468 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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