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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	100	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Void Armor Forged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	929
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Star Shards Collected:	220
Crops Grown:	8473	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!