Laid-back rules, close-knit community, events, and help from staff and players available.
Gameplay
Vanilla experience with focus on long-term projects, megabases welcome, and no map resets. Default currency is diamonds.
Server Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with plugins like GriefPrevention, chest shop, and Harbor for skipping night. Includes datapacks and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
Is the server 18+ only?
Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Are there any donation perks?
No, there are no donation perks or adminshops available.
Can I use warps or set homes?
No, warps, /tpa, and /sethome commands are not available on this server.
Are there any chat report systems in place?
No, there are no chat report systems (Mojang) on this server.
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Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls for romance options, race choices, class preferences, and companion selections – your voice matters in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.
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First, join the Discord server and ask for whitelist. For the IP and starter information, check the message in #info-new-players. A staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit to start.
What is Geopolitics in the server?
Geopolitics in the server involve conquering resource camps to gain geopolitical resources for expanding your nation. Resources and buildings can be created with a complete list available on the Discord channels.
How can I create or join a nation?
You can create your own nation with a form of government, laws, and ranks. If you prefer, you can also join a nation that is already created by other players on the server.
What are some key features of the server?
The server offers the ability to create and refine nations, participate in wars, gain wealth, and use custom enchants to enhance gameplay. There are also various plugins for added functionality.
Where can I find more information about the server?
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