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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4586 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 878 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6899 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
