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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8314 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3313 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!