Blockbuster LOLs

belly laugh, blockbuster, Chuckle, Cinema, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, film, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, iconic, LAUGH, lols, memorable, Movie, Scene, side-splitting, snicker, uproarious

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles between chickens and pigs, witness cows doing the moonwalk, and see creepers breakdancing to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by riding a llama blindfolded while juggling diamond swords. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Farms Harvested:	936
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?

AnaCraft Minecraft Server

AnaCraft, Anime, Arc, bathroom break, bladder control, comedic relief, comedy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, female desperation, funny, high school, holding it in, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nature calls, outdoor hiking, Pee, school life, Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru, Server, slice of life, student council

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, awkward, awkward situation, comedic relief, comedy, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, fantasy world, Frieren-sama, Frierens, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, Magical Girl, Manga, manga scene, Masturbation, mimic, mimicry, Minecraft, Server, Shameless, voyeurism

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	532	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Emeralds Found:	2927

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Girlfriend Paradise: 100 GFs, 100kano, Hyakkano – The Ultimate Minecraft Love Story Server!

100 girlfriends, 100kano, comedic relief, comedy, funny, gag, gfs, Girlfriend, humor, Hyakkano, Kusuri, love, Manga, manga humor, manga scene, Minecraft, Paradise, quirky, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, Story, toilet humor, toilet scene, Ultimate, unexpected, unexpected plot twist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a toilet in the middle of a village square as a joke. But instead of just being a normal toilet, it became a portal to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter the Toilet Dungeon!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle against each other with nothing but carrots and sticks. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for eternity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. They trade in emeralds, diamonds, and even enchanted golden apples. Join us and become a llama whisperer, gaining access to their hidden stash of riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Anyas, bathroom humor, bathroom scenes, bizarre plot, comedic center, comedic element, comedic focus, comedic plot, comedic relief, gross-out comedy, Minecraft, odd choice, Poop, poop humor, Server, strange decision, strange movie, toilet humor, unexpected direction, unexpected twist, unusual plot point, unusual storyline, weird movie

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Server26: Where older players go to show off their Minecraft skills since 2015! LGBTQ+ friendly with no teleporting shenanigans.

Armorstands, Chest Shop, Currency, Datapacks, Diamond, diamonds, Friendly, germany, Griefprevention, Hosted, infrastructures, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Older, Paper, Players, Plugin, Ranks, Server26, Shenanigans, Show, Skills, smp, SSD, Survival, Teleporting, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	7281	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/filesize/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Rules

Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more details, see https://server26.net/rules

Community

Laid back rules, a close knit community, events from time to time, and plenty of ways to help out and connect with others.

Gameplay

Focus is on a vanilla experience, but with player item shops, land claiming, and a variety of public farms.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Running on Paper with various plugins and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.



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        <th>Question</th>
        <th>Answer</th>
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        <td>Is the server 18+ only?</td>
        <td>Yes, the server is for players who are 18 years or older.</td>
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        <td>Are there any donation perks?</td>
        <td>No, there are no donation perks or advantages for donating.</td>
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        <td>Is the world ever reset?</td>
        <td>No, the world will never be reset.</td>
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        <td>Can I build my own base?</td>
        <td>Yes, players can build their own bases outside of the spawn city.</td>
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        <td>Are there any warps or teleportation features?</td>
        <td>No, there are no warps or teleportation features on the server.</td>
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        <td>Can I trade with other players?</td>
        <td>Yes, players can trade with each other using player item shops.</td>
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        <td>Are there any specific rules I need to follow?</td>
        <td>Players are expected to be reasonable and respectful towards others. For more details, check the server rules.</td>
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Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, brook, Chopper, Eiichiro Oda, Epic battles, franky, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirate, Pirates, PIXEL, robin, sanji, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, world-building, zoro

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the One Piece of Minecraft servers – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a ton of treasure to discover!

Join us and become the ultimate pirate of the blocky seas! Sail the oceans in search of buried treasure, battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword, and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. Who needs Devil Fruits when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility?

But beware, not all who wander these lands are friendly. Keep an eye out for rival pirate crews, sneaky ninjas, and even the occasional dragon looking to hoard all the loot for themselves. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals all the booty? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and set sail for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of One Piece-inspired irony. Yarrr matey, let’s plunder some pixelated treasure!

UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3862	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Potions Brewed:	20

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crops Grown:	2418	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crops Grown:	3751	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5066	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

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