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MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Towns Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Animals Bred:	115	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	264
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9124

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1630
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!