New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bikini (Invention) Minecraft Servers

Bikini (Invention) Minecraft Servers

  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7307
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 655
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Crops Grown: 4990

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    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9770
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Zombie Dances: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Crops Grown: 9098 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Farms Harvested: 578
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

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    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 696
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1936
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5466
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2759
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4449 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9587
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2123 Alien Abductions: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Emeralds Found: 6644

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    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5711
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Votes: 4857
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 23791

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4686
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6434 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Farms Harvested: 885 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6839
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 23 New Chunks Explored: 322323
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25

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    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

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