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SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mines Excavated:	2385	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mines Excavated:	3937	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	332
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	2362
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	57
Animals Bred:	22	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	8050
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!