betteralone Minecraft Servers

betteralone Minecraft Servers

  • Naga-Free Zone: No Drama, Just Blocks

    Naga-Free Zone: No Drama, Just Blocks
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3456
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Potions Brewed: 137
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our EPIC Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying nagas once and for all! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all nagas out, so you can mine and build in peace without any interruptions from those pesky creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find unlimited riches and become the wealthiest player in the game. Legend has it that the mine is guarded by a giant chicken that only the bravest players can defeat.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also explore the mysterious floating islands that hover above our server. Rumor has it that these islands are home to rare unicorn mobs that drop enchanted items when defeated.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Black Jesus Craft: Putin’s Revelation

    Black Jesus Craft: Putin’s Revelation
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8745
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnapCraft – Where Minecraft meets the Marvel Snap

    SnapCraft – Where Minecraft meets the Marvel Snap
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4151
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 763208

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most fun place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding dragons while battling unicorns in a rainbow-filled sky! Build your own castle made entirely of diamonds and emeralds while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty enchanted sword!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests and magical potions waiting for you to discover!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft champion on our server. Join now and experience the wildest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KawaiiTrainCraft

    KawaiiTrainCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3803
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 6584
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where japanese countryside trains are cute! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, making it the most whimsical and enchanting place to play Minecraft. 2. We have a secret underground penguin disco where players can dance the night away with their feathered friends. 3. Our resident llama mayor will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the mystical enchanted forest. 4. The rarest ore on our server is rainbow diamond, which can only be mined by players who have mastered the art of interpretive dance. 5. Every full moon, a giant tofu monster roams the land, challenging players to a tofu-eating contest for epic rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

    NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6637
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

    Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

    Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

    Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

    PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 150
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Votes: 7219
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Animals Bred: 91
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

    ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4211
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5078
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Emeralds Found: 1635 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post-Coital Pixels

    Post-Coital Pixels
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4838
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2544 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

    Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

    So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

    CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2923
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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