Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

AMBITION, american culture, aspirations, body image, certified chad, chadcraft, Confidence, determination, dreams, feel, giants, goals, height, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, physical appearance, Potential, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, shorties, societal standards, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

Achieve, AMBITION, aspirations, career, Commitment, Dedication, Duty, fulfillment, goals, Job, Life, Living, LolCraft, motivation, OBLIGATION, obligatory, Optional, perseverance, purpose, RESPONSIBILITY, STRIVE, success, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mines Excavated:	4224	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	1562	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Blocky Boss Babes: Indie Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, Babes, blocky, Boss, career, creativity, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, Edition, goals, hard work, independent artist, indie, Marketing, Music (Industry), networking, Passion, perseverance, self-promotion, success, talent

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, stuck in the same old routine of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner indie gamer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become the ultimate indie Minecraft superstar.

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!

Minecraft SMP: FE1FE8FF3ToRFSNCounterpartCraft

Agarte Lindblum, Alus Restor, Amelia, Angra Mainyu, Annie Barrs, Arc, Archanea, Aria, Artur, Ayako Mitsuzuri, Bazett Fraga McRemitz, Caeda, Caellach, Camus, Catria, Cid Haze, Claire Benett, Cloud of Darkness, Cornelius, Desch, Ephraim, Eugene Gallardo, Ewan, Fado, fate/stay night, FE1FE8FF3ToRFSNCounterpartCraft, Final Fantasy III, fire emblem, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, Floating Continent, Fomortiis, Fuyuki City., Gai Gotou, Gharnef, Gilliam, Glen, Gordin, Gotoh, Gutsco, Hein, Hilda Rhambling, Illyasviel von Einzbern, Ingus, Innes, Irisviel von Einzbern, Ismaire, Issei Ryuudou, jagen, joshua, Kaede Makidera, Kane Himuro, kirei kotomine, Kiritsugu Emiya, L’Arachel, Leysritt, Luneth, lute, luviagelita Edelfelt, Lyon, Magvel, Mai Kadowaki, mao, Marisa, Marth, Medeus, Michalis, Milhaust Selkirk, Militsa, Minecraft, Minori Mitsuzuri, Morva, Myrrh, Natasha, Navarre, Neimi, noah, Nyna, Onion Knight, Otoko Hotaruzuka, Refia, Riev, Rin Tohsaka, Risei Kotomine, ROSS, Sakura Matou, Saleh, Sara Altney, Selena, Sella, shadow dragon, Shinji Matou, Shirou Emiya, smp, Souichirou Kuzuki, Surface World, Taiga Fujimura, Tales of Rebirth, Tana, tethys, Tohma, Topapa, Tytree Crowe, Valter, vanessa, Veigue Lungberg, Vigarde, Walto, Wrys, Xande, Yukika Saegusa, Yuris, Zilva Madigan, Zouken Matou

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Look no further than our server, where Fire Emblem meets Final Fantasy meets Tales of Rebirth meets Fate/Stay Night!

Join us and watch as Marth transforms into an Onion Knight, Caeda becomes Refia, and Jagen turns into Ingus. But that’s not all – witness Ephraim morph into Shirou Emiya, Eirika into Rin Tohsaka, and Tana into Sakura Matou!

Embark on epic quests across the Floating Continent/Surface World of Archanea, battle against the likes of Gharnef as Xande and Lyon as Zilva Madigan, and uncover the mysteries of Fomortiis as Yuris and Fomortiis as Angra Mainyu.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest crossover of Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy, Tales of Rebirth, and Fate/Stay Night in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

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SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	2

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

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