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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5945 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!