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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	8159	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	613247
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4925	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	318	Dimension Hops:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1386	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!