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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 479 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4260 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with messy family members like never before! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can actually enforce rules and have them followed!
On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!
Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?
