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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4528 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
