Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3285 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8413 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4853 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
