Server26: Where You’re Never Too Old to Punch Trees and Build a Farm with Friends!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Rules

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills

Community

If you are looking for a laid-back community with a close-knit group of players, events, and a helpful staff, this server may be right for you.

Gameplay

This server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with no map resets, allowing players to focus on long-term projects like megabases. The spawn city is protected, and outside the city, players can build their own bases.

Specs & Plugins

The server is hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM and runs on Paper. Plugins include GriefPrevention for land claiming and a chest shop plugin for trading. Various datapacks and tweaks enhance gameplay.

FAQ

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

A: No, there are no donation perks or advantages available for purchase with real money.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7234	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3325
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4167	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Potions Brewed:	154	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6849	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.