Server26: Where You’re Never Too Old to Punch Trees and Build a Farm with Friends!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Rules

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills

Community

If you are looking for a laid-back community with a close-knit group of players, events, and a helpful staff, this server may be right for you.

Gameplay

This server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with no map resets, allowing players to focus on long-term projects like megabases. The spawn city is protected, and outside the city, players can build their own bases.

Specs & Plugins

The server is hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM and runs on Paper. Plugins include GriefPrevention for land claiming and a chest shop plugin for trading. Various datapacks and tweaks enhance gameplay.

FAQ

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

A: No, there are no donation perks or advantages available for purchase with real money.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4405	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9504

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4830	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	149	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky McBlockface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	65
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

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Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	2060	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	270	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	9960	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Farms Harvested:	397	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	1140	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.