Server26: Where You’re Never Too Old to Punch Trees and Build a Farm with Friends!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Rules

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or alike, No donation perks or any such frills

Community

If you are looking for a laid-back community with a close-knit group of players, events, and a helpful staff, this server may be right for you.

Gameplay

This server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with no map resets, allowing players to focus on long-term projects like megabases. The spawn city is protected, and outside the city, players can build their own bases.

Specs & Plugins

The server is hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM and runs on Paper. Plugins include GriefPrevention for land claiming and a chest shop plugin for trading. Various datapacks and tweaks enhance gameplay.

FAQ

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

A: No, there are no donation perks or advantages available for purchase with real money.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Box of Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	27
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Emeralds Found:	6244
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Animals Bred:	167
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	949
Enchantments Applied:	104	Mines Excavated:	2282

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1349

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GetALifeCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	995	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	963563	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!