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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Animals Bred: 106 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Love Letters Sent: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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