Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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