SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7008	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	825	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.